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Lance (
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Hey, you've reached Lance. If you're a cute girl, feel free to leave your number. If you're Keith, please hang up before the tone.
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whatsacactus
2017-10-05 11:43 pm (UTC)
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how did you not learn your lesson before
youd think being tied to a tree once would be enough
[wait no he's annoyed by this now LANCE...]
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:07 am (UTC)
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oh quiznak you're a paladin
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:07 am (UTC)
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wait
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:08 am (UTC)
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oh my god why is it always you
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 12:09 am (UTC)
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why is it always YOU
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:13 am (UTC)
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dude you can't just copy me!!! go back home
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 12:14 am (UTC)
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as soon as i find a way i will trust me
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:17 am (UTC)
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wait take me with you
we have a telladove to deliver
[no one taught him how to spell teludav]
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 12:19 am (UTC)
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[hey at least lance remembers the word at all]
you sure you dont wanna wait for the hot chicks that will randomly call
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:21 am (UTC)
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we have time for both
well
i do anyway
you won't get any
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 12:22 am (UTC)
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dont really care
been trying to look for everyone
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:23 am (UTC)
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so have i??? and hey guess what
my ad worked
so
suck on that
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 12:23 am (UTC)
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you didnt even know it was me at first
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:26 am (UTC)
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that doesn't mean it didn't work!!!
you saw the ad and you contacted me!!
how many paladins did YOU track down today?
none
because you WERE tracked
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 12:27 am (UTC)
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found you
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:28 am (UTC)
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no I found YOU
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 12:29 am (UTC)
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no i mean i found you
[do you ever feel like somebody's watching you]
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:30 am (UTC)
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[wait
[lance looks up from his phone and starts spinning around until he can find keith
[where are u u lil shit]
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 12:31 am (UTC)
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you should probably finish at that table first
the girl working it is staring at the big guy behind you
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:33 am (UTC)
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What big guy?!
[he yells that out loud and people are staring at him. then he goes red because goddammit.]
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 12:35 am (UTC)
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oh wow
oh woooow
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:45 am (UTC)
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Keith, I swear, I'm gonna--WHERE ARE YOU?!
[someone is laughing at him, and he's getting redder.
[help this poor boy]
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 12:50 am (UTC)
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[Yyyyyeah he can hear it, but he's enjoying the one time he's got one up on Lance.]
dude you dont take much stock in your surroundings huh
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 12:52 am (UTC)
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[FURIOUS, RED-EARED TEXTING]
I AM SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT YOU
WHERE ARE YOU
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 03:18 am (UTC)
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look around and find out mr sharpshooter
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 06:52 pm (UTC)
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i hate you
[fuck you fuck you fuck you--wait lance it's a horror movie, look up
[fUCKER
[lance spots him and he's just. stalking over to him with his shoulders hunched up.]
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whatsacactus
2017-10-06 08:09 pm (UTC)
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[Well, that joke's out. He sees Lance sees him, so Keith hops down, puts his phone away.]
Took you long enough.
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meowterspace
2017-10-06 08:22 pm (UTC)
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Oh, don't be so smug. What kind of loser sits in a tree to watch people in a perfectly civilized situation? What are you, a monkey?
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whatsacactus
2017-10-09 06:32 am (UTC)
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What kind of sharpshooter doesn't check the perimeter for other snipers.
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meowterspace
2017-10-13 08:57 pm (UTC)
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What kind of terrorist sets up shop to snipe in the middle of a city?
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whatsacactus
2017-10-14 03:20 am (UTC)
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What kind of paladin doesn't take advantage of the surrounding area to get a read on a situation before going in?
[WHO'S HOT HEADED NOW HUH[
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meowterspace
2017-10-14 04:27 am (UTC)
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One who's trying to fit in and get information from the locals by
talking to them
like a
normal person.
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whatsacactus
2017-10-14 04:36 am (UTC)
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[He's not even bothered, even if his hackles instinctively go up. Lance has that effect. Lance should know how he is by now.]
Whatever. You're here.
Did your information from the locals get you anything useful?
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meowterspace
2017-10-14 04:37 am (UTC)
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Other than "we're stuck here, get a job"? No. Did you find any food in those leaves?
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whatsacactus
2017-10-14 04:39 am (UTC)
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Yeah, that there's some festival going on later this month, and magic's... A thing here. And I haven't seen the others.
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meowterspace
2017-10-14 04:44 am (UTC)
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I haven't either. Just you, unfortunately. So... I guess we're gonna go try to find them?
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whatsacactus
2017-10-14 04:46 am (UTC)
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I've
been
looking.
Lance, I don't think they're here.
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meowterspace
2017-10-14 08:55 am (UTC)
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Hey, no. Don't start that, you didn't know
I
was here until you saw the ad.
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whatsacactus
2017-10-17 07:21 am (UTC)
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Yeah, and I'm pretty sure they would've answered your
looking for Voltron
post if they were.
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youd think being tied to a tree once would be enough
[wait no he's annoyed by this now LANCE...]
1/3
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we have a telladove to deliver
[no one taught him how to spell teludav]
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you sure you dont wanna wait for the hot chicks that will randomly call
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well
i do anyway
you won't get any
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been trying to look for everyone
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my ad worked
so
suck on that
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you saw the ad and you contacted me!!
how many paladins did YOU track down today?
none
because you WERE tracked
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[do you ever feel like somebody's watching you]
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[lance looks up from his phone and starts spinning around until he can find keith
[where are u u lil shit]
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the girl working it is staring at the big guy behind you
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[he yells that out loud and people are staring at him. then he goes red because goddammit.]
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oh woooow
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[someone is laughing at him, and he's getting redder.
[help this poor boy]
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dude you dont take much stock in your surroundings huh
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I AM SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT YOU
WHERE ARE YOU
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[fuck you fuck you fuck you--wait lance it's a horror movie, look up
[fUCKER
[lance spots him and he's just. stalking over to him with his shoulders hunched up.]
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Took you long enough.
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[WHO'S HOT HEADED NOW HUH[
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Whatever. You're here.
Did your information from the locals get you anything useful?
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Lance, I don't think they're here.
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