Witchy Willows: IC Inbox

[meowterspace]

Hey, you've reached Lance. If you're a cute girl, feel free to leave your number. If you're Keith, please hang up before the tone.

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[whatsacactus]

[someone else showed him that post on magelist on their phone and while he's still not super hip on how to pull that up on his own phone, he did figure out how to type in phone numbers. so he's punched that number into his phone and sends off a text]

so do you always post your number on random sites or just when youre lonely

[meowterspace]

it's not a random site, you're supposed to post your number there
also who is this

[whatsacactus]

just a concerned party
and its a site anyone can use
you dont know what kinds of people are on it

[meowterspace]

yeah anybody can use it
"anybody" meaning my team
what kind of person are you??

[whatsacactus]

i told you a concerned party
anyone could respond saying theyre your team and you wouldnt know
you sure thats safe ?

[meowterspace]

why would someone lie about that??
people here don't even know what voltron is

[seriously who the fuck IS this and why are they creeping him out???]

are you gonna stalk me now??
like
if you're a hot chick maybe i'm okay with that but i get the feeling you're not

[whatsacactus]

how did you not learn your lesson before
youd think being tied to a tree once would be enough

[wait no he's annoyed by this now LANCE...]

1/3

[meowterspace]

oh quiznak you're a paladin

[meowterspace]

wait

[meowterspace]

oh my god why is it always you

[whatsacactus]

why is it always YOU

[meowterspace]

dude you can't just copy me!!! go back home

[whatsacactus]

as soon as i find a way i will trust me

[meowterspace]

wait take me with you
we have a telladove to deliver

[no one taught him how to spell teludav]

[whatsacactus]

[hey at least lance remembers the word at all]

you sure you dont wanna wait for the hot chicks that will randomly call

[meowterspace]

we have time for both
well
i do anyway
you won't get any

[whatsacactus]

dont really care
been trying to look for everyone

[meowterspace]

so have i??? and hey guess what
my ad worked
so
suck on that

[whatsacactus]

you didnt even know it was me at first

[meowterspace]

that doesn't mean it didn't work!!!
you saw the ad and you contacted me!!
how many paladins did YOU track down today?
none
because you WERE tracked

[whatsacactus]

found you

[meowterspace]

no I found YOU

[whatsacactus]

no i mean i found you

[do you ever feel like somebody's watching you]

[meowterspace]

[wait

[lance looks up from his phone and starts spinning around until he can find keith

[where are u u lil shit]

[whatsacactus]

you should probably finish at that table first
the girl working it is staring at the big guy behind you

[meowterspace]

What big guy?!

[he yells that out loud and people are staring at him. then he goes red because goddammit.]

[whatsacactus]

oh wow
oh woooow

[meowterspace]

Keith, I swear, I'm gonna--WHERE ARE YOU?!

[someone is laughing at him, and he's getting redder.

[help this poor boy]

[whatsacactus]

[Yyyyyeah he can hear it, but he's enjoying the one time he's got one up on Lance.]

dude you dont take much stock in your surroundings huh

[meowterspace]

[FURIOUS, RED-EARED TEXTING]

I AM SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT YOU
WHERE ARE YOU

[whatsacactus]

look around and find out mr sharpshooter

[meowterspace]

i hate you

[fuck you fuck you fuck you--wait lance it's a horror movie, look up

[fUCKER

[lance spots him and he's just. stalking over to him with his shoulders hunched up.]

[whatsacactus]

[Well, that joke's out. He sees Lance sees him, so Keith hops down, puts his phone away.]

Took you long enough.

[meowterspace]

Oh, don't be so smug. What kind of loser sits in a tree to watch people in a perfectly civilized situation? What are you, a monkey?

[whatsacactus]

What kind of sharpshooter doesn't check the perimeter for other snipers.

[meowterspace]

What kind of terrorist sets up shop to snipe in the middle of a city?

[whatsacactus]

What kind of paladin doesn't take advantage of the surrounding area to get a read on a situation before going in?

[WHO'S HOT HEADED NOW HUH[

[meowterspace]

One who's trying to fit in and get information from the locals by talking to them like a normal person.

[whatsacactus]

[He's not even bothered, even if his hackles instinctively go up. Lance has that effect. Lance should know how he is by now.]

Whatever. You're here.

Did your information from the locals get you anything useful?

[meowterspace]

Other than "we're stuck here, get a job"? No. Did you find any food in those leaves?

[whatsacactus]

Yeah, that there's some festival going on later this month, and magic's... A thing here. And I haven't seen the others.

[meowterspace]

I haven't either. Just you, unfortunately. So... I guess we're gonna go try to find them?

[whatsacactus]

I've been looking.

Lance, I don't think they're here.

[meowterspace]

Hey, no. Don't start that, you didn't know I was here until you saw the ad.

[whatsacactus]

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure they would've answered your looking for Voltron post if they were.

voice; like immediately after finding out lotor is here

[imoustacheyou]

[The lack of pleasantries is probably the first hint that something... might definitely be wrong.]

Emergency paladin meeting, twelve doboshes at the Academy's field. If you're late you're doing laps!

[From the sound of it, Coran's already running that direction.]

voice;

[meowterspace]

Whoa, whoa, what's going on, Coran?

[he's a minute or two late to responding, but he sounds like he's on his way.]

I just got out of work, don't make me do laps!

voice;

[imoustacheyou]

[Not a good enough excuse, Lance]

Exactly what I said was going on! Now chop, chop! You've got nine doboshes left!