Witchy Willows: IC Inbox

[meowterspace]

Hey, you've reached Lance. If you're a cute girl, feel free to leave your number. If you're Keith, please hang up before the tone.

Comments

[whatsacactus]

you should probably finish at that table first
the girl working it is staring at the big guy behind you

[meowterspace]

What big guy?!

[he yells that out loud and people are staring at him. then he goes red because goddammit.]

[whatsacactus]

oh wow
oh woooow

[meowterspace]

Keith, I swear, I'm gonna--WHERE ARE YOU?!

[someone is laughing at him, and he's getting redder.

[help this poor boy]

[whatsacactus]

[Yyyyyeah he can hear it, but he's enjoying the one time he's got one up on Lance.]

dude you dont take much stock in your surroundings huh

[meowterspace]

[FURIOUS, RED-EARED TEXTING]

I AM SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT YOU
WHERE ARE YOU

[whatsacactus]

look around and find out mr sharpshooter

[meowterspace]

i hate you

[fuck you fuck you fuck you--wait lance it's a horror movie, look up

[fUCKER

[lance spots him and he's just. stalking over to him with his shoulders hunched up.]

[whatsacactus]

[Well, that joke's out. He sees Lance sees him, so Keith hops down, puts his phone away.]

Took you long enough.

[meowterspace]

Oh, don't be so smug. What kind of loser sits in a tree to watch people in a perfectly civilized situation? What are you, a monkey?

[whatsacactus]

What kind of sharpshooter doesn't check the perimeter for other snipers.

[meowterspace]

What kind of terrorist sets up shop to snipe in the middle of a city?

[whatsacactus]

What kind of paladin doesn't take advantage of the surrounding area to get a read on a situation before going in?

[WHO'S HOT HEADED NOW HUH[

[meowterspace]

One who's trying to fit in and get information from the locals by talking to them like a normal person.

[whatsacactus]

[He's not even bothered, even if his hackles instinctively go up. Lance has that effect. Lance should know how he is by now.]

Whatever. You're here.

Did your information from the locals get you anything useful?

[meowterspace]

Other than "we're stuck here, get a job"? No. Did you find any food in those leaves?

[whatsacactus]

Yeah, that there's some festival going on later this month, and magic's... A thing here. And I haven't seen the others.

[meowterspace]

I haven't either. Just you, unfortunately. So... I guess we're gonna go try to find them?

[whatsacactus]

I've been looking.

Lance, I don't think they're here.

[meowterspace]

Hey, no. Don't start that, you didn't know I was here until you saw the ad.

[whatsacactus]

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure they would've answered your looking for Voltron post if they were.